Scots'R'Us at the cinema

One might be forgiven for thinking Burns Night had come four months early at Tony's last night. A distinctly Scottish theme to the latest film night, with haggis and neeps, various malts and Whisky Galore as the main feature.

Eleven members attended, tempted no doubt by the quality of the bill of fare and the hope that they might avoid the washing-up. Apparently all of Tesco, if not all of Southport, was emptied of prime haggis specimens to feed us all. Even after seconds a slight surplus remained, so doggy bags were rapidly constructed of tinfoil and clingfilm, to ensure nothing went to waste.

As can be seen, the cheap seats were well populated, whilst those who had the foresight to enter the viewing lounge promptly were careful to select the better-upholstered seating.