DCRS - a friend indeed
29/03/11 23:07
Following on from his safe return to the GMT time zone, the Chairman has generously granted Darjeeling Railway Community Support the status of Friend of SMRS. More details here.
Been there, done that, worn the Hawaiian shirt
21/03/11 21:03
Well, we're back, after a thoroughly excellent trip, including add-ons to Ooty, Agra and the like which were the icing on a very large cake. The general view was that it exceeded expectations by some margin, with talk already of a return when another birthday or similar event needs an appropriate celebration. Too many highlights to mention, just let the photos do the talking.
The end of the beginning
10/02/11 20:39
Last-minute financial deals were done for train tickets and travellers' cheques, watches were synchronised and the expedition advance base was agreed as the First-Class Virgin (if that isn't a contradiction in terms) Lounge on Lime St station.
Little and often - just what the doctors ordered
12/01/11 23:30
Unfortunately the Chairman was not able to attend, due to symptoms that bore a passing resemblance to altitude sickness. To compensate, the six of us ate for seven, and also polished off the business agenda with speed and efficiency.
And talking of atmosphere, two of our party graced the occasion by appearing in national costume. And no sweatshop products either - only the finest Accrington handiwork passed their stringent quality control standards.
Strictly speaking it was Pakistani in design rather than Indian, but the proprietor of the establishment gave it his approval non the less. Regrettably none of the rest of the party expressed interest in following suit at the third, and probably final, cultural adaptation event in early February.
Cuisine acclimatisation
08/12/10 22:57
As part of total body fitness, it is necessary to ensure the digestive system is fully aware of, and signed up to, the culinary delights in store.
Hence the visit tonight by all candidates to the Kasturi Indian restaurant, where appropriate food and drink was ingested with no regard to the hardship involved.
Initially it was feared that the Chairman might be unable to escape from the clutches of climate change, as experienced from Zurich airport departure lounge. Fortunately the restraining order was lifted and he made it home in time. The fall-back procedure, involving texting his credit card details to the empty seat at the dining table, was not required, so we all had to pay our own shares. There's no justice.
Training goes extreme
27/11/10 23:40
For two whole days we braved low temperatures, bright sunshine, open-air hot lunches and tea breaks in heated carriages. We also shovelled vast quantities of ballast, shovel-packed large numbers of new sleepers, and stacked numerous old ones.
Accommodation was provided in the chairman's winter quarters, where the diversions included home cooking, a bonfire and fireworks. Not to mention Darjeeling DVDs.
Another step forward
06/11/10 21:18
After a general session common to all tours, we were split up into our respective tour groups and given a personal briefing by our tour leader. The subjects discussed included such vital topics as visas, passports, money, visas, food, drink, clothes, and of course visas.
The meeting also gave us the opportunity to discuss an extension to the trip, to experience the delights of the Nilgiri rack railway to Ooty. Five of the seven have since signed up, with the other two going off on their own to gild the equilateral lily around the Golden Triangle.
Some more pictures are here.
Maintaining peak fitness
11/07/10 17:39
Now we are seven
07/06/10 21:19
Just when it seemed everything was signed, sealed and nearly delivered, fortune rolled a dice and threw a seven. Five plus two to be precise, the latter pair making a late pitch for inclusion on the basis that voluntary redundancy was a small price to pay for the chance to tour India, and who needed a salary when a pension could pay the deposit? A well-deserved performance bonus indeed, and not too late for the latecomers to demonstrate their fitness by tilting at the Three Tasks. At the very least, we expect Task Three (purchase of Beer Rounds) to be achieved in full measure.
Assessment at last
26/04/10 21:56
The final crucial exercise in North Wales, with the five candidates who have lasted the pace so far, the survivors of more than two years of strenuous training in a variety of remote locations.
After a gruelling Saturday trip on the Ffestiniog, suffering the full rigours of the first class accommodation in the observation car, it was clear that two of the party were not meeting the stringent standards set down for Project 2010. So they were despatched on the Sunday to do more railway-building on the Welsh Highland, whilst the others remained behind to supervise the Ffestiniog on a further visit to Blaenau.
Such drastic action had the desired effect, and all five were declared passed fit for tourist travel to India by way of the 'Darjeeling at Leisure' itinerary. Booking details were circulated, videos and photo galleries of the line viewed, an Indian cricket flag displayed at a strategic location, and Cobra and Tiger beer consumed at the 'Passage to India' restaurant, along with a variety of appropriate ethnic food.
Job done, as they say, although there remains the likelihood of requiring top-up training in the Foxfield area in the summer, to maintain peak condition. And, as magnanimous as ever (even if he can't spell it), the Chairman has indicated other candidates may still submit themselves for examination of their suitability to participate in sub-continental railway adventures.
Studying for the final exam.
Some more photos are here.
After a gruelling Saturday trip on the Ffestiniog, suffering the full rigours of the first class accommodation in the observation car, it was clear that two of the party were not meeting the stringent standards set down for Project 2010. So they were despatched on the Sunday to do more railway-building on the Welsh Highland, whilst the others remained behind to supervise the Ffestiniog on a further visit to Blaenau.
Such drastic action had the desired effect, and all five were declared passed fit for tourist travel to India by way of the 'Darjeeling at Leisure' itinerary. Booking details were circulated, videos and photo galleries of the line viewed, an Indian cricket flag displayed at a strategic location, and Cobra and Tiger beer consumed at the 'Passage to India' restaurant, along with a variety of appropriate ethnic food.
Job done, as they say, although there remains the likelihood of requiring top-up training in the Foxfield area in the summer, to maintain peak condition. And, as magnanimous as ever (even if he can't spell it), the Chairman has indicated other candidates may still submit themselves for examination of their suitability to participate in sub-continental railway adventures.
Studying for the final exam.
Some more photos are here.
Convergent views for a change
12/03/10 22:46
All that remains is to work out why the dates of the trip don't line up with the stated days of the week. Perhaps some sort of initiation test?
Decisions, decisions
06/03/10 08:06
Having lit the blue touchpaper, your webmaster is now retiring to Zimbabwe to study somewhat larger locomotives.
In the year of the big four-zero
03/02/10 20:32
Time marches on, and we are now in the year of our chairman's coming of middle-age. A note from Darjeeling Tours has arrived in response to a polite query on progress with devising their tour programme for the coming twelve months. Apparently there is to be a Raj History tour in the autumn of this year, which may appeal to our more patriotic members. However it has a fairly brief time at Darjeeling itself, with no two-day steam charter. Soundings are being made with the electorate, and without wishing to prejudge the outcome it may well be that this tour is sub-optimal for our purposes. In which case Q1 2011 seems the more likely window of opportunity.
Then we were four
21/12/09 18:23
Some photos and video are here.
Yet another Second Front
28/11/09 11:41
Some photos are here.
A second Second Front
19/01/09 23:04
However good breeding won out in the end and the realignment was successfully completed. An innovative labour-saving technique was used to bodily propel a complete track panel from point C to point D (adjacent to point A). To protect the patent no more can be said at this time, apart from a hint that a spare wagon might have been involved. Another innovation, for SMRS at least, was a hot lunch served al fresco on the platform at Dalegarth. Next day the weather forced us inside the new and well-appointed cafe/gift shop for Sunday lunch at a communal table. As someone said, just like school dinners.
Some photos are here.
Not the Christmas meal
18/12/08 18:05
Still we persevered with a day adjusting the line and length of various curves through Beddgelert forest, refilling via a special-offer menu at Spooner’s and for some, a trip on the Ffestiniog Santa Special. Father Christmas duly made an appearance, with a distinctly Welsh accent and a taste for the older variety of pun, and insisted on being photographed next to the Chairman. And just who got whose autograph is still not clear.
Others, perhaps wisely, chose to make an early departure to visit the Wigan model railway exhibition, one of the few in the north-west which we will compare against our own.
A step closer
27/11/08 23:00
More contact with Darjeeling Tours, this time on the publication of their 09/10 programme. Some tantalising possibilities emerge, despite discounting the Sewing Magazine tour (on the grounds of street cred) and the unaccompanied tours. A straw poll around several candidates revealed a preference for late 2010, for which no tours have yet been scheduled. Who said this was going to be easy?
A Second Front is opened
27/11/08 22:59
As the year draws to a close, it again falls to Our Chairman to lead from the front, opening a new salient in the battle for 2010 fitness, this time on the Ravenglass and Eskdale Railway. Surprisingly, they have not only granted him membership, but also permit him occasional use of a guard's whistle, when all seems quiet. The result was unforseeable by even the most long-serving committee member, namely a deputation from SMRS to assist in their annual maintenance fortnight. Subtle differences from our previous experiences on the Welsh Highland included heated coaches on the permanent way train, tea breaks of sufficient length to make good use of them, and Derek the Dog as the on-board service manager. A hot meal at lunch time was also gladly received.Struggling leaderless in the woods
25/10/08 20:48
Unfortunately he omitted to mention the weather forecast, which was not good for our second day, the Thursday. Warm, quite blustery rain in the morning and cold, very blustery rain in the afternoon. In the absence of Our Leader, who had read the forecast, it was never going to go the full distance, and we retired early for the night. The return journey to Rhyd Ddu was notable for the demonstration of the efficiency of the new track drains, and for the slipperiness of the up-gradient through Beddgelert forest. Fortunately Spooner’s provided the necessary means of revival, and the weather improved significantly for the following day’s R&R on the Ffestiniog Railway.
Some photos of the working are here and of the resting are here.
High summer in the Highlands
25/10/08 19:55
Predictably, the formal joining of the track never took place, with various excuses floated about the need to perform various complex alignments, re-curvatures and ballasting manoeuvres before the final cut could be made. Nonetheless a golden spike was produced, and duly spiked ‘twixt rail and sleeper. Probably only gold-painted steel, but the thought was there.
Some photos are here.
Advance warning
14/05/08 21:38
Meanwhile, the year of destiny creeps ever closer. Time to go to next base, and advise the service provider that SMRS is coming. Surprisingly, they take it well, and even give the impression they would welcome our business. Clearly the firewall erected around our more nefarious activities is still doing its job, and is letting only good news filter through.
They ask a few pointed questions, though. Like when, where and how many? As if I knew. Were the SMRS a meritocracy, or better still a dictatorship, I could give the answers in a trice. But the potential trippers must be consulted, and given at least a nominal say in where they go and when. An AOB item for the AGM looms.
They ask a few pointed questions, though. Like when, where and how many? As if I knew. Were the SMRS a meritocracy, or better still a dictatorship, I could give the answers in a trice. But the potential trippers must be consulted, and given at least a nominal say in where they go and when. An AOB item for the AGM looms.
All Sorts of Success
06/03/08 10:31
After detailed statistical analysis of the results of Phase 1, Phase 2 of the Tasks was authorised. This time the safety of Our Leader was ensured in a different manner. An additional candidate would attend Phase 2, programmed to act as a human sacrifice to attract, deflect and/or absorb any potential harm or misadventure, thus shielding Our Leader from any possible ill-effects. Again a clamour of applicants resulted, including two with medical conditions which might otherwise exclude them from the necessarily physical nature of the Tasks.
However the chosen one was a well-decorated and more-or-less able-bodied volunteer, whose Frank bravery was rewarded by surviving the ordeal apparently unscathed. Whether any long-term effects will emerge only time and careful, thorough, fee-earning surveillance by our medical officer, will tell.
The record of achievement is here. Not surprisingly, Our Leader’s attendance for the full duration of the examination ensured its complete success. In recognition of His presence the Welsh Highland Railway laid on a special attraction, in the form of a bridge on which to lay the track, with real wooden sleepers to fix it to. This taxed the team’s computational ability to the limit, and just a tad beyond. The Chairman’s contribution was such that parts of the track were laid not once, not twice, but three times. Indeed it was not until the following Tuesday that the rest of the track over the bridge was considered to have been laid to the same standard.
The other Tasks were completed with effortless ease, and throughout the entire period of the trial the sun shone on all around. It was awesome just to have been there, let alone participate. Such leadership!
However the chosen one was a well-decorated and more-or-less able-bodied volunteer, whose Frank bravery was rewarded by surviving the ordeal apparently unscathed. Whether any long-term effects will emerge only time and careful, thorough, fee-earning surveillance by our medical officer, will tell.
The record of achievement is here. Not surprisingly, Our Leader’s attendance for the full duration of the examination ensured its complete success. In recognition of His presence the Welsh Highland Railway laid on a special attraction, in the form of a bridge on which to lay the track, with real wooden sleepers to fix it to. This taxed the team’s computational ability to the limit, and just a tad beyond. The Chairman’s contribution was such that parts of the track were laid not once, not twice, but three times. Indeed it was not until the following Tuesday that the rest of the track over the bridge was considered to have been laid to the same standard.
The other Tasks were completed with effortless ease, and throughout the entire period of the trial the sun shone on all around. It was awesome just to have been there, let alone participate. Such leadership!
A Result of Sorts
01/03/08 21:49
Photographic evidence of the examination in progress is here. It can be seen that neither candidate succeeded in Task Two, although naturally no blame can be adduced to Our Leader. Pressing matters of State compelled him to return to his Office of Revenue in downtown Bootle, to take personal charge of a situation threatening to damage the nation’s financial well-being. Heroically, he insisted on completing Task Three before we departed.
As for the legal advisor, he was all but disqualified at the start for inappropriate use of alternative-gender clothing, namely a pair of nylon insulating undergarments. He was dismissed from the Presence after the first day, when an on-site risk assessment revealed his many and varied customer service skills would go untapped. He returned home early in disgrace, under sentence of riding a motorcycle for almost the whole of the next day, the better to learn the error of his ways. A brown envelope is awaited.
As for the legal advisor, he was all but disqualified at the start for inappropriate use of alternative-gender clothing, namely a pair of nylon insulating undergarments. He was dismissed from the Presence after the first day, when an on-site risk assessment revealed his many and varied customer service skills would go untapped. He returned home early in disgrace, under sentence of riding a motorcycle for almost the whole of the next day, the better to learn the error of his ways. A brown envelope is awaited.
Protection Racket
01/03/08 21:48
On careful reflection it became clear that only statutory protection would provide the necessary guarantees of safety. After lengthy discussion a solution was devised - the Society’s legal advisor and small-claims supervisor would be awarded a personal care contract. Close supervision would be provided by Ex-Chairman One and Ex-Chairman Two, both of whom also had considerable experience in the application of the Laws of the Realm.
Departure was preceded by a ceremonial meal at the Kasturi Restaurant, where Indian cuisine was consumed as a symbolic reminder of the True Purpose of our mission. Two supporters and a non-travelling reserve also attended, and bid us a tearful farewell as we departed with full ceremony for the Welsh frontier lands.
Departure was preceded by a ceremonial meal at the Kasturi Restaurant, where Indian cuisine was consumed as a symbolic reminder of the True Purpose of our mission. Two supporters and a non-travelling reserve also attended, and bid us a tearful farewell as we departed with full ceremony for the Welsh frontier lands.
Examination
28/02/08 21:46
Much to the committee’s humble pleasure the conditions were found acceptable, after settling a minor point of clarification. This was to the effect that supplying a packet of crisps (in lieu of a packet of crisp notes) was not a satisfactory alternative to completion of the Three Tasks. And so authorisation was given for the first candidates to offer themselves for examination.
At this juncture Our Chairman revealed once more the strength and character of His Leadership. Ever willing to experience the privations of his fortunate subjects, He insisted on submitting Himself to the Tasks in person. Naturally this caused some alarm amongst said loyal subjects, as the risks to His Personage becoming damaged in some way were judged small but nonetheless unthinkable. If anything happened He would be almost irreplaceable – we would just have to get someone else to be chairman.
At this juncture Our Chairman revealed once more the strength and character of His Leadership. Ever willing to experience the privations of his fortunate subjects, He insisted on submitting Himself to the Tasks in person. Naturally this caused some alarm amongst said loyal subjects, as the risks to His Personage becoming damaged in some way were judged small but nonetheless unthinkable. If anything happened He would be almost irreplaceable – we would just have to get someone else to be chairman.
The Tasks
20/02/08 02:45
Item 2 on the agenda was the choosing of suitable gentlemen-in-waiting to accompany Himself. Clamour for places began as soon as the epic scale of the adventure was proclaimed to the membership. It was clear that a rigorous and dispassionate selection procedure would be required, in which the ability to supply financial sweeteners would be a (relatively) small factor. After a freewheeling brainstorming session a set of Proving Tasks were devised and deferentially submitted for approval:
Task One: Lay at least four track panels on the Welsh Highland Railway,
Task Two: Traverse the full length of the Festiniog Railway (in both directions) without the use of supplementary oxygen, and
Task Three: Buy a round (Full Beer, no halves, spirits or shandy permitted) for Team members at Spooner's Bar, Porthmadog Station.
As an alternative, and for favoured candidates only, membership can be sought by submission of a packet of crisp, new £20 notes in a brown envelope, for inspection by Our Chairman and Team Leader. He regrets applications cannot be returned.
Task One: Lay at least four track panels on the Welsh Highland Railway,
Task Two: Traverse the full length of the Festiniog Railway (in both directions) without the use of supplementary oxygen, and
Task Three: Buy a round (Full Beer, no halves, spirits or shandy permitted) for Team members at Spooner's Bar, Porthmadog Station.
As an alternative, and for favoured candidates only, membership can be sought by submission of a packet of crisp, new £20 notes in a brown envelope, for inspection by Our Chairman and Team Leader. He regrets applications cannot be returned.
Darjeeling Tours
12/02/08 02:43
The first item on the agenda of the India (Touring Purposes) (2010) sub-committee was selection of a sufficiently prestigious tour operator to shepherd Our Chairman and his Entourage across the sub-continent.
There was only one serious contender, even before the brown envelopes were opened. Darjeeling Tours had delivered exemplary performance on two previous occasions for junior SMRS members (both ex-chairmen but now reduced to the ranks) and could be relied on to deliver the standard of service demanded. And so it was decided.
There was only one serious contender, even before the brown envelopes were opened. Darjeeling Tours had delivered exemplary performance on two previous occasions for junior SMRS members (both ex-chairmen but now reduced to the ranks) and could be relied on to deliver the standard of service demanded. And so it was decided.
A Big Idea
03/01/08 12:00
Once upon a time, or quite soon after, a certain chief modeller of railways had a Big Idea. As befits a senior government employee, he spelled out the concept in simple words, for the benefit of his grateful public:
'2010 AD, am 40, go India with friends, play trains, have big party'.
And so Project 2010 was founded, by edict of the current (for the foreseeable future at least) chairman of the Southport Model Railway Society. The CM of R, showing the leadership skills that had slow-tracked him to the pinnacle of Southport's governing elite, sketched out the details in a few more diamonds of sparkling prose:
'If two of my underlings can go to Darjeeling, one of them twice, I can too. So see to it.'
We had our direction and our inspiration.
'2010 AD, am 40, go India with friends, play trains, have big party'.
And so Project 2010 was founded, by edict of the current (for the foreseeable future at least) chairman of the Southport Model Railway Society. The CM of R, showing the leadership skills that had slow-tracked him to the pinnacle of Southport's governing elite, sketched out the details in a few more diamonds of sparkling prose:
'If two of my underlings can go to Darjeeling, one of them twice, I can too. So see to it.'
We had our direction and our inspiration.